Customer Service Rep:  Can you install LOVE?

 Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now.  What do I do first?

 Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. 

Have you located your HEART ma'am?

Customer:  Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.  Is it okay to install while they are running?

Customer Service Rep: What programs are running now ma'am?

Customer:  Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Customer service Rep: No problem.

LOVE will automatically erase PASTEHURT.EXE from your currant operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs.

LOVE  will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of it's own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE.

However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT. COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being installed properly.

Can you turn those off now ma'am?

 Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Customer Service Rep:  My pleasure. Go to Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE.

Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

 Customer service Rep:  Yes, it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall  for the  life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do.  Is it completely installed?

Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you only have the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops....I have an error message already. What should I do?

Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?

 Customer: it says "ERROR 412-PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONANTS". What does that mean?

Customer Service Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common program. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run  on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART.  It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non -technical  terms it means yopu have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.

 Customer:  So what should I do?

Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

Customer Yes, I have it.

Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this. 

Customer: Thank you.

Customer Service Rep: Your welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: GORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC.  The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming.

Also, you need to delete SELFCRITC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

 Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...

 Customer: Yes?

Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware.  Be sure to give it and it's various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back top you.

 Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.